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[The scene opens
on an 1890's home. Scrimmed curtains on either side of the set
conceal side theaters that rotate to display various secondary
scenes through the act. When the lights are full on stage the
scrim appears to be painted backdrop and nothing can be seen
behind it. Robins are seen and heard chirping outside the open
window on a bright Spring morning. Our host (we'll call him "Father")
sits in a chair with pipe and paper in hand and addresses the
audience. As he speaks of his modern conveniences, lighting effects
or automatic movement of doors and drawers draw attention to
the object of discussion.]
Contrast the concept
model with the actual scene
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| Father: |
Well, the robins are back. That's
a sure sign of Spring. What year is it? Oh, just before the turn
of the century. And, believe me, things couldn't be any better
than they are today. Yes sir, we've got all the latest things:
gas lamps, telephones and the latest design in cast-iron stoves.
That reservoir keeps five gallons of water hot all day on just
three buckets of coal. Sure beats choppin' wood!
And isn't our new icebox a beauty?
Holds 50 pounds of ice. Milk doesn't sour as quick as it used
to. Our dog, Rover here, keeps the water in the drip pan from
overflowing.

You know, it wasn't too long ago
we had to carry water from a well. But thanks to progress we've
got a pump right here in the kitchen. Of course we keep a bucket
of water handy to prime it with. Yes sir, we've got everything
to make life easier.
Mother? I was reading about a fellow
named Tom Edison who's workin' on an idea for snap-on electric
lights.
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| Mother: |
[Lights come up in
scrimmed side theater at stage-left to reveal Mother and daughter
hard at work doing the laundry.] Humph.
I'll believe that when I see it! |
| Father: |
[Chuckling] That's my wife Sarah. |
| Mother: |
But with my new wash-day marvel
it takes only five hours to do the wash. Imagine!
Amazing similarity
between concept model and actual
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| Father: |
That's right folks. Now Mother has
time for recreations, like uh... |
| Mother: |
[Interrupting] Like canning and polishing the stove? |
| Father: |
[Chuckling] OK Mother. You just iron the wrinkles out
of my shirts. |
| Mother: |
[Sighing as lights
fade on stage-left scene.] Yes,
dear. |
| Father: |
But no one can improve on nature
for dryin' clothes. [Lightening
flashes outside the window and thunder crashes. Sound of rain
pouring down in a sudden, brief shower.] Oh well, the cistern was low on rain water
anyway.
[Rover growls at
someone in the audience.] Rover!
Mind your manners!
[Lights come up
in scrimmed side theater at stage-right to reveal son using a
new vacuumer.] You know, Spring
Cleaning is a lot easier than it used to be. Our new air suction
vacuum cleaner operates on one-boy power. Sure an improvement
over the old carpet beater. [Lights
fade on stage-right scene.]
"One-boy power"
concept and actual
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[Lights come up
in the scrimmed side theater at stage-left to reveal Grandmother
listening to a gramophone with a pet parrot on a nearby perch.
On the gramophone a tenor sings a tinny "There's a Great
Big Beautiful Tomorrow" in "gay nineties" style.]
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| Father: |
Folks, we don't have an opera house
in our town, but we've got the next best thing: a talking-machine.
Compare concept to
actual in Grandmother/Parrot scene
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| Parrot: |
Aawk! She keeps that thing going all
day long. Aawk! That tenor's driving me nuts! Progress! Aawk!
[Lights fade
on stage-left scene.] |
| Father: |
[Chuckling as lights
come up on stage-right scene of a teen-age girl primping at a
dressing table.] You know, the
young folks have their own idea about entertainment. For instance,
Jane, our teen-age daughter, is gettin' ready to go to a "Trolley
Party" on one of those new, electric street cars. She says
Hay Rides are old-fashioned.
Daughter primps in
the Concept/Actual comparison
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| Daughter: |
[Gasps as she realizes
she has an audience watching.] |
| Father: |
Don't be upset daughter. They're friends. |
| Daughter: |
Oh! [...as
lights fade on stage-right scene.] |